From the we-couldn’t-make-this-stuff-up-if-we-tried files: Seattle police arrested a man in Seward Park last night after officers apparently caught him bangin’ his own station wagon.
“Be my Axel Foley”
Police say the man was high on PCP when he decided to take his Chevy Celebrity off-roading in the upper loop at Seward Park shortly before 6:00pm.
The man spun out, busted his car up, and then apparently disrobed and ran around the park.
We’re told police then received a report that witness spotted the naked man was in the park trying to have sex with his car.
Officers arrived and arrested the man at the scene.
And before you ask: no, I don’t know. You’re just going to have to use your imagination on this one.
